Peterrific
I know, we are all so busy with our day-to-day grind that we are "JUST
TOO BUSY" to spend some time thinking. REALLY thinking. Working our
minds and crunching numbers and engaging feasibility studies,
feasibility studies that once proven feasible lend themselves to
business plans. Are any of us building business plans? No, we are
not. We have officially abandoned all tradition and true diligence
when it comes to formal Corporation start-up. So who is going to come
up with the next "Great Idea"? The next product or program or
vertical to truly revolutionize affiliate marketing? Perhaps the time
is upon us, as South Dakota-based "Peterrific" has built a search
engine portal for buying, selling and giving away pets. The site has
been met with alarmingly positive feedback and a tremendous response
rate. Conversion is paid to affiliates for every new user who signs
up for an account on the site. Publishers are telling me the
conversion off the click is as high as 40% to some lists. PETA and
animal fanatics have deemed this, "The Devil's Work," "just another in
the long line of animal abuse," and "this is akin to the animal slave
trade of Indonesia in the late 1950's," but I plain disagree. It is a
wonderful development.
Hellth Care
I know you're upset about all the money that is taken out of your
paycheck every month for health care. I sure am. And it makes it
worse that we will never see one cent the thousands of dollars we pay
into social security every year. But as bad as it is, take solace in
the fact that you are contributing to the beast of our health care
system in as honest of a way as you can. There are some bad things
happening in this space, like this:
Two Florida affiliate networks have been caught partnering with false
Health care Companies. These Corporations steal Medicare patient
numbers and bill Medicare for falsified medications, pocketing
thousands of dollars in the process.
One of the largest shells engaging this practice was busted last
night, and when the two ringleaders were confronted by cops in Del Ray
beach, one surrendered, and one didn't... Leroy Bangston, 33, resisted
arrest and took off sprinting toward a lake. Police drew their
weapons and fired a warning shot, but Leroy remained determined in his
attempt to flee. He dove into a lake, where as serendipity herself
would have it, he was eaten alive by an alligator. Del Rey Hospital
used as much of our tax dollars as they could to try and revive him,
but it just wasn't happening.
Swindler's List
For years I have maintained the notion that all housekeepers steal. I
am not talking about "some", I am talking about ALL. Even my mom's
housekeeper growing up, who raised me and I called "auntie" and
suckled her breasts as a child probably stole from us. Filo left my
mother when Jim Carrey heard about her skills from a friend of a
friend and invited her to live in his house full-time in Malibu.
That's just too good of an offer to pass up, so none of us were mad.
That was 1997. Now, ten years later, a band of housekeeper thieves
have banded together, hired some tech, and formed their own affiliate
network. They figured the job that was most similar to their former
employ was to hustle and wrangle their way through their day as
affiliate managers and online marketing salesmen and women. Probably
true. These rogue cleaners launched their network two weeks ago, and
their are specializing in payday loan sites for Spanish speaking
clientele.
Cauldron Larynx
DM Pimping
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